In a world before Jar-Jar Binks…

When our Game Boys weren’t event advanced…

Our cell phones just made calls and table was a pad of paper…

When the Internet consisted of only three things…Netscape, MySpace, and Napster…

And our modems made noises that ultimately would become Dubstep!

When Letterman was on after Johnny, Conan wrote for the Simpsons and Fallon was part of SNL…

And the only Cyrus we knew was Billy-Ray…

When Teen Spirit was just a deodorant and Dinosaurs roamed the Earth…

And we referred to each other as “Dude”

It was my time…

Recently, they found me shuffling the halls of this fine broadcast facility..

In slippers and tattered robe, with a warm cup of tapioca, muttering on about good old days…

And in an act of sheer pity…they gave me my own show.

I AM…the oldest living Disc Jockey on The ‘Burg

They call me Kenobi…

And this…

Is GET OFF MY LAWN!

Kenobi DJ Page!

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